Reavis Ranch is Cursed

Once upon a time I went on a hike to Reavis Ranch which turned out to be quite the adventure. Long story short. I was stranded and didn’t end up getting home till 11pm. Click the above link to get the full story.

Since it had been over a year I thought I would do it again. Along with me went CJ, Sara, Lou, David, and two fellow hikers who were on the hike with me last time, Gladys and Kurt. After driving on a dirt road for about an hour or so we get to the TH. Reavis is wayyy out there in no mans land. The closest “town” is Tortilla Flat population 7 again about an hour away. There is a marina which is closer by about 30 min or so.

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When we started it was COLD!

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Left to right Me, Sara, CJ, David, Gladys, Lou and Kurt. I am telling you it was cold! I had on 2 shirts, a sweatshirt, and 2 jackets,  a pair of pants and spongebob underroos. What TMI? Okay it was cold!

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Okay we are in the right place.

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The marina would be down there somewhere by the water..Still very far away.  Very very soon it will be to far away.

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The weather was around 30something degrees. It was not the brutal temperatures but the freezing WIND that smacked that coldness right in your face! Over and over and over again.

I love hiking. 

Seriously. I might need help.

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It was so cold it snowed! It was gone when we came out, but there was TONS of snow going in.

Yes, I think this is tons of snow.

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See. Tons of snow. And a camera string in the bottom right hand corner. Your welcome.

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I got hot really fast. I still have on 2 shirts and obviously my pants and Spongbob Underroos, along with my beanie and ear warmers. I also had a ski mask but took it off. The gloves kept coming on and off all day.

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Lou and David.. battling the brutal temperatures.

Actually this might have been the one spot that was warm.

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The views of this hike are amazing. The last time I went on this hike, we encounter a few backpackers camping. This is a 12/13 mile hike round trip. I have known people who go in about 4 miles or so then hike down and visit the water falls. they hang out and enjoy them, then go back to camp, stay the night and hike out the next day. I personally think that is the way to do it. There are however some really super nice camping spots all the way at the beginning of the creek, but you would need to haul your lovely camping gear* all 6 miles. Along the way to the creek we spotted about 2 or three amazing camping areas.

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I still think the same thing about this trail that I did the first time I completed. The first time the trail was described to me it was flat or down the entire way there, then a steep decline that leads you to the creek and eventually to the falls. Then obviously reverse it entire way out.

Well fellow hikers, I disagree. Strongly. This hike goes upish on a wide trail for about 3 miles, then there is a fork in the road with a very small tower of rocks. This is the turning point. Turn left and go up. The trail here is perhaps best described up then flat aka a chance to breath, then down. This down part is pictured above. This time the trail was more packed then my previous journey, but I was still grateful I had my hiking pole. If you have them bring them. If not then wal-mart has some that will make due and not put you back tons of money. 

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We finally got down to the creek and I was just wasn’t feeling in the mood to cross a creek for 1/2 a mile to see the fall.  It is hard and the trail is not easy to find, and if you just take your time and look for the upper trail you will not have to spend much time in the creek. On my way out last time, it took me 15 min to get out while getting in took me 3x that. There are cairns all over the place, but just look for them. I had already seen the falls and from the pictures it still looked like the same waterfall.

So while I waited almost 2 hours for them to see the water fall I played around and took some pictures.

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I also took a nap for about 45 minutes. I should have brought my sleeping pad. I would have been OUT!

This was my view from nap position. After they were done, we headed back out.

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World famous Cactus. Not really but its a cool picture!

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Ahh yes the marina is just over there. Not super far…but just far enough. So we hiked out which I still think is a pure joy to hike. Even the part where you hike up coming out of the creek area is not that hard.

So we all go back to the car and stretched and whatnot. The driver (David) said, give me one second to rest and I’ll start the truck. We were all cool with that. Now you must read my previous journey and what happened to get the full effect of the next thing I am going to tell you and what a bummer it is that it happened. AGAIN.

He puts the key in the ignition and what do ya know.

The FRIGGIN BATTERY IS DEAD!

DEAD! Deceased! No Juice! Not Going anywhere anytime SOON!

And I gotta pee and I am hungry.

There were two other cars at the trailhead so they all figured we would just wait for someone to come out. Um WAIT? 

Um! NO! CJ got through to her husband and he said he was going to come and give us a jump. The only problem was he would not get there for about 2 hours and was rather tipsy, having had a few brewskis.

I armed with my brand new phone and knowing full well that this is the ONE place in the world that “Can you hear me now” does NOT work, I casually whipped out my SPRINT phone to text my boyfriend to come rescue us. (Sprint was the only phone that worked the last time. Verizon bad, Sprint good).

While I was waiting to see if my text went through to my soon to be heroic boyfriend, I figured CJ and I could go and wander down the road (toward the marina) and see if some of those cars we saw at the crack of dawn were still there.  The sun was setting and we forgot our headlamps/flashlights so we only walked to a certain point and turned around. No cars. But I did get hold of my boyfriend and he had called the Marina and someone was going to give us a jump. YAA! Turned out that CJ’s husband and my man both called the marina asking for someone to jump us.

And for those of you out there, not not jump US, but the vehicle. SICKOS!

As we were walking back I caught something moving out of the corner of my eyes. What I thought I saw was a group of dogs with their owner. So I yelled “hey, hey, heeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy! Over here! Come help us. Waittttttt, don’t go!!

What it really was: A group of big horn sheep. Great! I was yelling at big horn sheep to come and jump our car.

Then as I am trying to grab my camera, I am say….waiiittttttttttttt I NEED your picture!

They ran away even faster.

And I now realize I might need glasses!

We got back to the car and waited for someone to come and jump us. Good think we had jumper cables!

After 20 minutes of them trying to jump the car we determined that OUR JUMPER CABLES WERE BAD! No good. NO SPARK!

Amazingly the guy did not think he had a pair of jumper cables, but lady luck was in our corner and he did!

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Attempt numero uno!

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Time numero 2. YAAAA

It is a good thing we got jumped as it was going to get cold! When we left it was 32 degrees without the wind-chill factor.

So you might ask “what did I learn from this trip?”

1- take more then 1 car so one can always jump you.

2- always make sure person driving has good jumper cables

3- I cant distinguish a human from a big horn sheep and might need glasses.

We, meaning me, Kurt and Gladys decided that Reavis Falls is cursed…at least for us or me…you pick.

Despite the crazy day, I had a great time and would do it again…maybe.

* I say lovely camping gear very sarcastically cause unless you are a brute or on amazing shape hauling your stuff down is not that bad but folks…what goes down must come up, unless you want to live down there because you are running away from civilization which makes it a different story all together.

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Two is better then one

Before the War with pneumonia, I had gone on a few hikes. One day I decided to do three hikes in one day. These are not easy hikes, so I was interested to see if I could do them.  I ended up only being able to do two hikes because it started to rain, but I really think it would have been doable.

Hike numero Uno.

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I have a story to go with this hike. So much drama.

I actually parked a few miles away from where I should have but as I was looking for the area to turn in there was this suv totally engulfed with smoke. It had smoke pouring out of hood all on the pasanger side and it was starting to billow out in front of the driver. The driver was not doing anything.

So I not wanting to have a car catch on fire or something (been there done that) I turned into the parking lot and called 911.  This is my conversation.

911 whats the emergency (or whatever they say)

Me: Um hello, yes there is a car that totally (i am apparently a valley girl now) has like tons of smoke coming out of it. I am not a mechanic but I like swear it was like so much smoke that has to be dangerous. I don’t think the driver knows as its all on the passenger side.

I gave the location and started to get ready for my hike.

Then I heard like 4 fire trucks and police sirens. And shat my pants. Okay not really but I was like omg its not a raging inferno folks!

I am not a 911 habitual caller but I called them right back. Here is this call.

911 what’s your emergency

Me: Um yeah like I just called about the smoking suv and i now hear fire trucks. I like totally did not say it was on fire, just i saw tons and tons of smoke. I am not like going to get in trouble or anything. I mean it was not a fictitious call but omg I dont wanna get in trouble for being concerned about smoke.

911 operator- no madam you wont get in trouble if you really thought someone was in trouble.

Me: okay

Then I hung up and hurried up to start my hike in case the police wanted to arrest me because the guy ended up being a world class multi-tasker and was grilling his steak on his engine while he was driving. I would have felt like totally dumb.

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The beginning of the trail from where I started. I ended up starting at trail 101 and connecting. I had no idea where I was going but it was fun figuring it out. I was never really that lost because the freeway or city was right there.

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After I left the typical dirt hiking trail, I ended up on a road. It is actually an access road to the towers at the top.

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Me at the top with the views of the city in the background.

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This is hard ass hike coming both down and going up when you are on the pavement. It is very steep! According to the Phx website the elevation gain is 2,104 feet.I have only done this hike one other time and I swear I don’t remember it being this hard. I did make this hike longer by almost 4 miles but still.

I hooked back onto the dirt trail the way I came and after being totally relieved the po po was not there to arrest me for being a concerned citizen I drove to my next hiking destination.

The next hiking destination was Squaw Peak.

Squaw Peak always seems to be just overflowing with people. Getting a parking space anytime after 3pm is UNHEARD of and they have TONS of parking. But because I am me, I happened to get a parking spot right away. It being only 2pm and the holiday season was quickly coming upon us, most people were probably eating, or shopping. 

I have done squaw peak many many times. I love this hike. With elevation at 2610 ft. and 2.5 miles round trip it is perfect as a cardio hike. Many people run up and down it. I get to the top when I get there. My pace is steady but it takes me about 30-45 min to summit. Many people do it in 20 min. CRAZY!!

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View from the top. The top is sorta hard to get to as you have to scramble a bit. Since there were tons of people waiting to get up and go down, I could not take a picture.

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Another view of the top.

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Totally thought this was cool. A Christmas bush. I hear they do it on Camelback too, but it is much much bigger!

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Number two. Not only am I amazing but I was doing amazing! I totally could have done another one, but a few minutes later it started to drizzle and it was getting late and the sun was going to set.

                         Have you ever done more then one hike in a day?

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Soldier’s Pass

The weekend following this hike and the DAY after this hike. You should remember this hike. It was the one I really used my head and went on a  grueling hike while sick.

Cause I am super smart and have lots of common sense.

I obviously lived long enough to continue to use my noggin and decided to go on this hike. Again, the next day after this. I did feel better, but my stomach was um not feeling good. I was just hoping I wasn’t going to retch while hiking. To ease my worry possible chance of embarrassment, I stayed in the back.

This hike was approximately 5.5 miles long, which is what my lovely Garmin clocked it as well. That must mean it is true. I swear by my Garmin!

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To find the parking lot to get to the TH (trail head) we ended up going through a very posh residential district.

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The goal for the day was to survive do the soldiers pass trail, with a little jaunt up to an arch and to look at some sacred pools.

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I need to loose weight. I just stood there for a moment and then bam. The ledge fell in.

 

Okay not at all true. Welcome to a sink hole. This sink hole, called Devils Kitchen, started lots of conversations. Questions such as “"how did the tree get down there? Did it fall at the same time or did it just grow from down there?

Yes, us hikers are a deep philosophical bunch. Sounds similar to the chicken or the egg, no?

 picture taken by Theresa

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Moi. I bet you were waiting for how long till you saw a lovely picture of myself. Since I am one who does not like to disappoint, I have provided you with many beautiful pictures of myself the scenery.

Enjoy.

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Man these pools are so gross pretty. Their official name is “Seven Sacred Pools”. I’m thinking they have not been blessed with clean water in a while. I would so NOT drink that water.

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The terrain was varied. We had what you see above..your average trail, sand, boulders you name it. The entire trail was exteremly well maintained!

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Since I was the last person on the trail I totally missed going here. Really I just forgot about it. I was in complete awe and shock about this one.

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That is me. I climbed up, laid down (really I hugged the rock) then got down. I was a wee bit scared of falling through the cracks. The ledge was not small but not large either. Perhaps if there had not been so many people around I would have done some yoga positions or a cartwheel or two but not this time.

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The view from inside the crack/arch/ledge*.

You can see me in the far far far back crouching tiger hidden dragon down, and taking a picture. That small area where the guy is coming up is the “entrance”.

photo by Mark

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I have looked at this picture numerous times and I had zero idea what that thing on the rock it and I don’t recall anyone bringing a child size Gumby that got flattened. Anyone got any ideas???

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The view was really pretty. This area here is coming back to life from a fire several years ago.

Remember only YOU can Prevent Forest Fires.

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SCARY TREE. I believe this scary thing is a juniper but don’t quote me on that. A botanist/arborist** I am not. 

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Moi.

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A tree. El Arbol. Muerte Arbol.

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Check out that like patio like structure in the middle there. The one with the windows. Totally created from nature. Cool right?!

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As mentioned earlier the trail terrain varies.

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Had I not been sick this hike would have been super duper simple. But it was not. I felt tons better by the end of the hike.

For more info go here or here they are pretty accurate.

Note: As always hike with a buddy at least, tell someone where you are going in detail (and not on facebook). Bring enough water for each person and some snacks. When hiking in the winterish weather it is smart to bring a fleece and/or a rain slicker in case weather changes.

Gear worn: Mountain Hardware pants, Grey mountain hardware wicking shirt, pink Nike wicking shirt, Brooks Adrenaline trail runners, Smartwool socks (LOVE THEM) and my Rei hiking Pole. Yes Pole. I broke one and was lazy and did not take it back to REI.

*Crack/ledge/arch- just call me Ms. Synonymous. Really.

**Arborist- I totally make up words. So this could be a real word or not. You should start to use it all the time then it will make its way into the dictionary.

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Thanks for the Shout out

Thank you skinnyrunner for the shout out. It was very nice seeing you and Jaybob too!

I have some most awesome hike photos/posts that I took prior to my last three week war with pneumonia and I hope to get them up today!

Because skinnyrunner rocks, I notice an influx of peeps coming to my site. First let me say thank you for coming. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

Second, let me beg and plead with you to never leave me. I have serious attachment issues* so if you leave I will cry. For about a second or two. But don’t let me work my amazing Jewish guilt that could, if I put forth the effort, solve world peace.  So here is my begging and pleading.

Stay!!!!! Pretty please with sugar on top of some yummy strawberry ice cream (insert dairy free ice cream for those who are lactose intolerant, I feel your pain).

I will leave you with this other form of manipulation.

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Cute right??

* I don’t really have attachment issues (except currently to chocolate cake). However, my little manipulative creature above does. I warn you she has powers.

 

Cheers

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Robbers Roost Superstition Mountains

Yes, I am behind on my posts. But better late then never. This was from Turkey weekend.

Preface: As you may recall I went hiking last week. Saturday to be exact. On Devils Bridge and Vulte Arch. After Devils Bridge I was feeling a little icky, but wrote it off to just being tired.

I was wrong.

So wrong.

So very wrong. I am NEVER wrong. Like EVER!

On Sunday I woke up REALLY not feeling well and by Monday, I couldn’t even talk. My throat was on FIRE! If fire breathing dragons existed I would know exactly how they would feel. But wait, they breath fire, so maybe I would know how they felt if the dragon had a seriously sore throat but couldn’t breath fire. Or maybe..oh never mind.

I took myself to le Doctor, and ended up having an ass whopping sinus infection. If you have or have had a sinus infection, I am certain my sinus infection could beat up your sinus infection and then go find another victim. It was brutal. I took Monday and Tuesday off because I wanted to be better for the weekend the doctor said I was contagious till Tuesday afternoon.

I slept and took my humongous horse pills like a good patient. I even added about 7 vitamins to my regime.

I went to work on Wednesday ONLY because I was actually needed and felt so so.

Turkey day: The man and I had previously been invited to go over to some friends for Turkey day and I argued with myself all day long if I could do it. Finally we left at 3pm after getting out of bed at 1:30pm to get ready. I felt like a piece of crap. Not that I have ANY idea what crap feels like, so I could be wrong, but that’s what I sticking with.

I lied down in the car as my chauffeur boyfriend drove us over to our friends house willing myself better! I mean really, come on! It is holiday time! If I am going to get sick, it needs to occur between Monday and Friday and end at 2pm. BUT NOT ON MY VACATION!!!

I made it through the holiday, went home and right to bed.

Unfortunately I could NOT SLEEP!

Finally I got maybe 2 or 3 hours of sleep.  I felt a little better?!?!?!?

I did something I probably should NOT have done.

I went on a hike.

Please note: I do not recommend or approve of this absurd behavior. Do not revolt or stand up to your sinus infection by going on a long ass, gluteus maximus killing, boulder scrambling, incline up the wazoo hike when you feel like a fire breathing piece of crap.

It is just plain dumb.

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Me wishing I was in bed with my 9 year old puppy Princess Twinkie.

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There is me. Front and centerish. With the gray hat. I know its a bit like looking for Waldo. I was thinking I am either going to die out in the Superstitions or going to kick some sinus ass!

That is me with my game face on.

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I was taking random pictures of signs.

Yup, I am totally coherent. Fully functional Diana.  This is a lie folks! Not with it! At. All!

Totally unimportant unless you plan to do any of the things on the sign that are NOT allowed.

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This however if VERY important. Since size matters boys, this cactus has over 40 arms. What does that mean? It has been around for a long long long a$$ time.

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The fog totally came at a great time, as I forgot my sunglasses. As we hiked all around I felt like I was in a movie.

More specifically this movie.

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The only difference was not once did I see my future husband Tom Welling nor did I have to sacrifice myself to the ghosts of the fog. I would have however sacrificed myself to Tom Welling had he bothered to make an appearance. Tom Welling you suck!

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My movie setting montage continued with me feeling some Braveheart action. But again no Mel Gibson. Everyone on the hike was to old for him by about 50 years, so no wonder he didn’t show.

More up!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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To make it through the hike without crying like a baby I suckered people into taking pictures of me, thereby allowing me to stop and take a breather. Here is me trying to hold up the huge boulder to prevent it from falling on everyone but during the process I fell down as graceful as a drunken gazelle. Of course this was caught on film. Notice CJ(girl in black) is laughing at me. Laughing. At. Me.  That is my friend for ya! Taking join in my pain.

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Me FINALLY saving everyone. Notice how impressed CJ (in black still laughing) and Stephanie (in white who is totally bored) are of my heroic strength.

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My friend the cactus. I almost ran INTO many of these on this fine foggy day.

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At the top of the first saddle. I was feeling great! Just doing fine! 

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Okay I was d.y.i.n.g. Mommiiiieeeee save meee.. Calgon take me away.. Superman come save me!!!

Damn you Tom Welling you are really letting me down today! Come on now Smallville. Save my dying arse!

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Since Smallville wasn’t going to get me off this mountain and I wasn’t hearing any piggy back ride offers, I figured I would get myself down. After stopping for a minute I had a burst of energy.  That lasted until we started to hike again. About 3 minutes later.

Please don’t fall, please don’t fall. My mantra.

This next part of the hike was more casual ups and downs then the brutal ass beating we were enduring.

So I was told.

They sorta lied. During the time I was dying I took time to climb up there into the rabbits mouth. Is it just me or does the mountain slightly resemble two rabbit ears and a mouth?

I hereby bequeath this mountain BUGS BUNNY!

 

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After hanging out with BB (Bugs Bunny for those who aren’t tight with the Bunny) we FINALLY went to Robbers Roost. I was shocked and appalled that horses actually got up this mountain. I don’t think any of our 20th century horses would make it nowadays, but them hardy mountain climbing horses of yesteryear were fit enough to.

Look up at that picture see it? Another funny mountain shape. A nose? on the right? See it? Or if you have a perverted sick mind then it might be something else. Like a zit. Or a mole. Pervs!

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The robbers could see for a long way on a clear day! Today is not a clear day.

Very cozy. Someone actually climbed up there and had a snack.

No it was not me.

The rocks were to slippery!

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Me coming through the hole in the rock. With gloves on my hands. Do you SEE the fashion statement I am making?!

CJ coming through. Please note how she and I have normal smiling faces.

Then we got Marty. With his constipation porno face.

These are my friends.

You. are. all. so. jealous. 

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Me with Weavers Needle in the background.

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Yet another mountain picture. This mountain looks like a mans face. With a very large nose. And no chin. But an adam’s apple. You can see it right? This part of the hike was supposed to be easier. No more incline. Pretty flat and down from here.

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I do believe they lied. Do you see that slight incline! That looks to be in the upward direction to me!

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The view from the top! Totally AMAZING!

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Finally we are going down for me to die to go to our cars. It was a long way down.

Okay folks this is a hard a$$ hike. I would rate this one as difficult only because of the incline. I think this one is even harder then Flat Iron and that is a hard a$$ hike too! If you do this hike, be sure to know the trail as route finding was challenging. Coming down I realized I would NOT have wanted to do the hike in reverse. Reason being is the trail you see in this picture is easier to traverse going down verses the trail we took coming up.

In the end I lived. I was able to hike over 7 miles feeling horrible! But damn it if i didn’t have fun! I made it home and after a while rested for a bit. I wanted to make sure I was able to sleep because I had plans for the next day.

What were my plans you ask?

Another hike. of course.

Doi!

What to bring? As always water ( I brought 4 litters and drank 80% of it), enough snacks to eat to fuel the machine, a fleece or a jacket, and your CAMERA.

For more serious information and not my nonsense check out here for more info on this hike.

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